Maritime Security Specialist Pillows

"International trade"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

AI Safety Officer

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Coastguard

Titanic iceberg auction

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'