Maritime Security Specialist Gifts

"International trade"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

AI Safety Officer

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Coastguard

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Titanic iceberg auction

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

Lighthouse switch

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"