Maritime Strategist Gifts

Putin's Submarine

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Submarine Hunter.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Lighthouse switch

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Financing Nemo

Will you marry me?

Beacon Theatre

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"