Sea Strategist Gifts

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Submarine Hunter.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Becalmed yachts

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

Financing Nemo

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Go fish.'

Two men trout fishing

Naval Power of England and France

'Hey! Not fair!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

The Evolution of fish

Keep her steady!

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Navy games.

Fishing