Sea Life Strategist Gifts

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

Financing Nemo

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Go fish.'

Naval Power of England and France

Octopus and submarine

'Hey! Not fair!'

The Evolution of fish

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Keep her steady!

Fishing

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

The humpbacked whale.

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."

"Well, it's not perfect protection from predators, but at least, I know it will not be a frontal attack..."

"You call it 'Rising Sea Levels'. . . we see it as the opening up a whole bunch of new dining opportunities."