Sea Life Stylist Gifts

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Jacques Cousteau.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"