Sea Life Stylist Gifts

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Who says I'm beached?'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'