Underwater Strategist Gifts

Reverse psychology

'Go fish.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Submarine Hunter.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Financing Nemo

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Two men trout fishing

Naval Power of England and France

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Hey! Not fair!'

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

The Evolution of fish

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Keep her steady!

Fishing

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Navy games.

Any other bright ideas?

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

"Checkmate!"

The captain is thinking it might be too late to get buy-in on his last decision.

That's just cheating!