Oceanic Strategist Gifts

"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Submarine Hunter.

Becalmed yachts

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Financing Nemo

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

'Go fish.'

Naval Power of England and France

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'Hey! Not fair!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

The Evolution of fish

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Keep her steady!

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

Fishing

Navy games.

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts