
"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"
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"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
Reverse psychology
"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"
"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."
"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."
"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
Submarine Hunter.
Plane with banner shoots at another.
Becalmed yachts
'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'
The 'Gulf' Coast League.
'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'
'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'
"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."
Financing Nemo
A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.
'Go fish.'
It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.
'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'
Naval Power of England and France
Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."
'Hey! Not fair!'
Crab stealing fisherman's bait.
"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"
Seagulls
The Evolution of fish
"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."
Keep her steady!
'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'
Navy games.
"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."
Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.
Fishing
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