Offshore Strategist Mugs

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Reverse psychology

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The Decline of Europe

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A collective sigh of relief.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Submarine Hunter.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

New Silk Road,

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Opec & Coronavirus

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

Financing Nemo

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

'It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals.'

Two men trout fishing

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."

'Go fish.'

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Naval Power of England and France