Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts
Offshore Strategist T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that speaks to your offshore strategist’s international flair and clever insights. Fun, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear or casual outings, they’ll love showcasing their professional pride.
'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."
Reverse psychology
Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.
The Decline of Europe
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"
It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?
"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."
"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."
A collective sigh of relief.
'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'
Plane with banner shoots at another.
Submarine Hunter.
New Silk Road,
"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"
The 'Gulf' Coast League.
"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"
"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"
Financing Nemo
Opec & Coronavirus
"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."
The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?
"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"
Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."
'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'
The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'
'It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals.'
What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.
"My job couldn't be automated so they shipped it overseas."
'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'
Naval Power of England and France
Two men trout fishing
Offshore Strategist T-Shirts Collection
Offshore Strategist Mugs
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Offshore Strategist Pillows
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Offshore Strategist Prints
Check out our creative prints that capture the essence of international strategy and clever thinking, perfect for decorating their workspace or home.