Seaside Strategist T-Shirts

"Checkmate!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Seagulls

"I AM at my usual position."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Reverse psychology

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Stock quotes on beach.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

Sidewalk the game

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'Never say never.'

Financing Nemo

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Two men trout fishing

'Go fish.'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'