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'Wouldn't an air conditioner be better than all of those fans?'

'We have to find something for you kids to do this summer.'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Working Environment

"I like to stay on top of things."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Global warming debate.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'