Summer Specialist T-Shirts

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Summertime.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

We practically live out here in the summer.

Working Environment

Eating ice cream.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'No surf?'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Hotness

Griller highlights never gets old

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water