Summer Survivalist T-Shirts

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Summer Decorating

Melted ice cream van

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

'Honest Dad! All I said was school holidays!'

Working Environment

It's Always Something - Gas Prices and Air Con.

Summer Sauna

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

Heat Wave Podium

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Try and stay cool, Y'all

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

Welcome to summer school.

'I'll be glad when it breaks if only to see him put some clothes on!'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

'No, you're not beating the hosepipe ban by hiring a helicopter to spray the garden.'

"Afternoon Frank. The kids are still on their six weeks holidays, I see!"

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Dog Days

The Open Refrigerator

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.