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'I Hate summer.'

"He gets like this every summer."

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"Hot! Pah! I was once trapped in an underground train."w

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Working Environment

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Tourist in the desert

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

shark on cricket crease

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Welcome to summer school.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Intense summer sun

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."