Summer Camp Survivor T-Shirts

Support Group for a Good Problem

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Nobody likes a smore loser

"This camp had better have a power port!"

shark on cricket crease

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Relief for America in the Heat.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."