Summer Camp Survivor T-Shirts

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Nobody likes a smore loser

shark on cricket crease

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Relief for America in the Heat.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'