Camper Survivor T-Shirts

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Who can we call?"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"ME!!!"

"This is my first time starting the work day happy. But I am going to retire in four hours."

A very in tents little girl.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Caravan club

"You been here long?"

Family in caravan on a holiday trip

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'What you have,ha,ha,ha,is an infectious laugh,ha,ha,ha,I wouldn't worry about it,ha,ha,ha.'