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'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'What were you sent up for?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Now blow like hell!'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'