Castaway Camper Gifts

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

'What were you sent up for?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"At last - no Trump."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'