Castaway Wannabe Gifts

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Fall on a desert island

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

God in the bunker.

"At last - no Trump."

"I spy something blue."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."