Castaway Wannabe Gifts

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Fall on a desert island

Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

"At last - no Trump."

"I spy something blue."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.