Castaway Fantasist Gifts

101 desert island jokes.

'Houston, I think we have a problem...'

Desert Island Meals.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Drawing on an island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."