Castaway Fantasist Gifts

101 desert island jokes.

'Houston, I think we have a problem...'

Desert Island Meals.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

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Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

Drawing on an island.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I just feel like a cliche."