Fairytale Fantasist Gifts

Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Shepherd and eurydice

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Well, that one got away."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

The Frog Prince

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Cygnets from Swan Lake