Fairytale Fantasist Prints

Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Shepherd and eurydice

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Well, that one got away."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Frog Prince

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Like that?"