Fairytale Thinker Prints

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

Shepherd and eurydice

A Fairytale Update

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Frog Prince

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”