Fairytale Thinker Gifts

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

Shepherd and eurydice

A Fairytale Update

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."