Fairytale Storyteller Gifts

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"We only got six days of funding."

A Fairytale Update

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Eat my dust!"

"Well, that one got away."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

The Frog Prince

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Tristan Und Isolde

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Phoenix

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Santa CGI Effect

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Rapunzcow

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"