Fantasy Storyteller Gifts

Do you do cremations?

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Alien Recources Manager

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Why unicorns became extinct.

"I don't want those fairy tales. Give me some conspiracy theories!"

"Well, that one got away."

"Every time Hollywood portrays us monsters, they always get it wrong."

"I guarantee it. Don't ask any questions."

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

Hooded Figure with Scythe Suitcase

'Sorry to turn you down but your the 20th author this week calling herself 'The next J.K. Rowling.''

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Lost and Found Animals

Genie: 'Service Expired 12-31-1245 A.D.'

'Do you think they'll get bored with vampires and make films about fairies?'

"Not to brag, but I once swallowed an old man, his cat, and a possessed wooden puppet."

How Seahorses Are Born

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

"Where were you when I needed an imaginary friend?"

"We only got six days of funding."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

The Frog Prince

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."