Fantasy Storyteller Gifts

Do you do cremations?

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Alien Recources Manager

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Why unicorns became extinct.

"I don't want those fairy tales. Give me some conspiracy theories!"

"Well, that one got away."

"I guarantee it. Don't ask any questions."

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

Hooded Figure with Scythe Suitcase

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Lost and Found Animals

Genie: 'Service Expired 12-31-1245 A.D.'

'Do you think they'll get bored with vampires and make films about fairies?'

"Not to brag, but I once swallowed an old man, his cat, and a possessed wooden puppet."

How Seahorses Are Born

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

"Where were you when I needed an imaginary friend?"

"We only got six days of funding."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

The Frog Prince

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I suppose you think that's funny.'