Fairytale Storyteller Prints

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"We only got six days of funding."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

A Fairytale Update

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Eat my dust!"

"Well, that one got away."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Tristan Und Isolde

Phoenix

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Rapunzcow

Catch and release dating.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."