Fairytale Writers Prints

'Bringing your kids to work with you is one of our major perks.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

A Fairytale Update

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Well, that one got away."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'