Fantasy Writer Prints

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Friendly Troll.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

The Demon's Disguise

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Alien David statue

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog