Fairytale Reformist Gifts

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Shepherd and eurydice

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

The Frog Prince

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Like that?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."