Fairytale Reformist Gifts

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Shepherd and eurydice

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

The Frog Prince

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Like that?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Define fair."

"Do you smell something?"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."