Fairytale Revisitor Gifts

Desk Organizers: Too Hot, Too Cold and Just Right.

"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"

A Fairytale Update

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Rapunzcow

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."