Classic Tales Revisitor Gifts

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Long Johns Silver."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

Leon Uris.

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

Brothers Grimm

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"It's a selfie!"

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"Recount!"

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"