Classic Tale Refllector Gifts

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

Leon Uris.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Brothers Grimm

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Don Quixote

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'