Fiction Fantasist Gifts

"I'm looking for a spellbinding tour de force, although I'd settle for a high-spirited romp."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Fourth Little Pig

Alien David statue

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"You left this on our ship."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The tooth fairy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Toadstools

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog