Fantasist Gifts

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Toadstools

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You left this on our ship."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."