Music Fantasist Gifts

'Let's rock!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

The Little Drummer Boy.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

Leonard Nimoy

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

Lord of the Strings.

Guitar.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Is that you, Take That?'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Hmmm

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

The updated Odyssey. The Sirens will try to lure us to our doom with their song, so everybody turn up your iPod to drown them out!

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

Pill testing