Castaway Fantasizers Gifts

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I just feel like a cliche."