Castaway Fantasizers Gifts

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Now blow like hell!'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"