Castaway Sympathizer Gifts

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Delivery."

God in the bunker.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Desert Planet

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I spy something blue."

"At last - no Trump."

'You have a friend request.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Space Junk

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"