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'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"At last - no Trump."

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"I spy something blue."

'You have a friend request.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Seafood Only.'

Island appears, castaway follows.

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"