Castaway Hopeful T-Shirts

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Fall on a desert island

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

Best friends without borders.

'It's for you.'

What luck!

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I spy something blue."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Desert Planet

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'