Castaway Hopeful T-Shirts

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'It's for you.'

What luck!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

"I spy something blue."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Desert Planet

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."