Castaway Contemplator Gifts

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Fight or Flight

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Best friends without borders.

God in the bunker.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

California fires and Coronavirus

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Caterpillar Paranoia

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Now blow like hell!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'