Coastal Contemplator Gifts

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Delivery."

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"I bark, therefore I am."

Cornwall

You're getting warmer.

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'