Coastal Thinker Gifts

"Delivery."

"Nation-building never works."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Lighthouse

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."