Island Thinker Gifts

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Art of Surviving

Creator's Block

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Delivery."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

"At least you have a tree."

His Master Voice Desert Island

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Desert Island Gossipping

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Look...a friendly face.

"Boxing day is so boring."

An astronaut sees a desert island in space.

Future Desert Islands.

'We never go anywhere anymore.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

Two People on Deserted Islands.

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.