Island Idealist Gifts

Public footpath on a desert island.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Reginald Bunthorne

Citizen of the world.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Art of Surviving

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Young Love'

'Idealist'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

A hippie saying "Peace"

Christian Speed Dating

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

Desert Island Gossipping

An astronaut sees a desert island in space.

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

"I've half a mind to take it down."

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"

"Boxing day is so boring."

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