Island Fantasist Gifts

"I still don't see anything!"

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

~ S.O.S.

"We've got a problem."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I spy something blue."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Easter Bunny Island

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

His Master Voice Desert Island

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."