Fantasy Islander Gifts

Easter Bunny Island

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Look! No hands!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Here be dragons.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Scuba cow"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Time Machine Collision

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Hugh fans!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

The star hunters

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.