Fantasy Sailor Gifts

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Hugh fans!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Witch dice.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

My First Boat

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Small laughing space creatures.

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."